[qubit]

I was writing a Media Studies essay on the movie Philadelphia when Microsoft Word's squiggly green lines gave me this gem:



In conclusion: compuiters speak the English goodly.

[Groudon]

lolengrish

[Auriman1]

Lol, that has to be the worst "grammar suggestion" I've ever seen Microsoft Word dish out.

[magnum12]

That's some real bad engrish. Here's more examples of bad engrish.
1. Weapon get. (MMX8)
2. A winner is you. (Some NES wrestling game)
Of course, no post about bad engrish can be complete without this iconic example.
3. In the year 2101, war was beggining. What happen? Some one set us up the bomb. Main screen turn on. It you. How are you gentlemen, all your base are belong to us. What you say? You are on the way to destruction. You cannot survive, make your time. HAhahahaha. Send out Zigs for great justice. (Zero Wing, might be a perfect rendition of this legendary engrish.)

[Spinballwizard]

Even if your rendition is far from perfect.

"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." "What happen?" "Somebody set up us the bomb." "Main screen turn on." "It's you!!!" "How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction." "What you say!!" "You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha ..." "Captain!" "Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing! Move 'Zig'. For great justice."